"Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?"

This is the fifth post.

LIST FOR MAY 3, 2011:

Five Stupid Things People Have Said Recently

1. "WHO IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? i don't remember."
2. "I just don't think you can be born gay."
3. "We believe the high quality of this H-E-B product makes it an outstanding value."
4. "I love this school!"
5. "Glee is the best show ever."

Today's quote: Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock ("Somebody to Love")